Sparkeel 

When you have to fart but your girlfriend won't let you, even if she's not in the same area.

Bill: *rips one* Haha your turn
Lenny: cant man wife said no
Bill: but she's in Iowa man, that's a real sparkeel

Sparkeel by Stalinyouth July 4, 2019

sparkelicious 

totally cute, pretty, cool, awesome, spectacular, and amazingly wonderful yet totally sparkly!!!

Ashley: Maddie, I LOVE your purse!!!
Maddie: Thanks, I thought it was so cute.
Sarah: Look at all the sparkles!!
Ashley: It is totally SPARKELICIOUS!!!

sparkelicious by Maddiethemostamazingpersonintheworld March 27, 2008

Sparkelly 

A type of bracelet or hairtie also known as the scrunchie worn around the wrist. NOT IN THE HAIR.

I love the sparkelly you chose to wear today.

Sparkelly by tacos.me November 19, 2017

Captain Sparkelz 

A superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

All hail Captain Sparkelz

Captain Sparkelz by Fueb August 29, 2019

sparkelicious 

1. sparkels with the light
2. totally hott, awesome, dandy, divine, glorious, groovy, hunky-dory, keen, marvelous, neat, nifty, sensational, swell, excellent, magnificent

"Did you see Karly's shirt? That was totally sparkelicious!"

sparkelicious by Venus LOL June 27, 2005

sparkely bitch 

Edward Cullen

"he is such a sparkely bitch." "he's not Edward Cullen

sparkely bitch by Amy34512 June 9, 2012

Sparkeling brown wine 

A light-hearted reference to Coke or Pepsi when everyone else is ordering wine or other more adult/sophisticated beverages.

"I'll have the sparkeling brown wine."

Sparkeling brown wine by m610 December 22, 2006