Spanfelner 

A huge cock monger

Hey that spanfelners a real cock monger

Spanfelner by Mike Jabaji September 30, 2003

Spanfeller

The dickless blob that makes up a Ken Doll's Crotch

Ted Cruze looks like a spanfeller. I feel bad for blobfish.

Spanfeller by InternetAbortion October 31, 2019

spanseller 

a dildo,a painfully large out of this world cock, the loch ness monster, a good time, a word on an nw singers folder.

"a spanseller! that's just what i wanted for christmas!"

"what's that written on my folder? spanseller?"

"holy hell that's the biggest spanseller i've ever seen!"

spanseller by olijusbrit January 10, 2009

spangelferkel 

a german word that refers to a person who is a master of smiley usage in online chat situations.

Chris is such a spangelferkel now that Alison has shown him all the smilies.

spangelferkel by the original, alison. February 20, 2009

spanfeller

A comically large black dildo or vibrator.

The married couple were looking to add some spice to their sex life, so they purchased a spanfeller from an adult novelty store.

spanfeller by shane_bmd November 1, 2019