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spanseller 

a dildo,a painfully large out of this world cock, the loch ness monster, a good time, a word on an nw singers folder.
"a spanseller! that's just what i wanted for christmas!"

"what's that written on my folder? spanseller?"

"holy hell that's the biggest spanseller i've ever seen!"
spanseller by olijusbrit January 10, 2009
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Spanfeller

The dickless blob that makes up a Ken Doll's Crotch
Ted Cruze looks like a spanfeller. I feel bad for blobfish.
Spanfeller by InternetAbortion October 31, 2019

SwagSeller 

an ideal and riches clothing store where have got all of goods for every generation,

SWAG this is the short form of "savage wearing for all generation"
P1: OMG they've got all of fucking good clothing bro!
P2: that DOPE bro, they're really SwagSeller.
SwagSeller by Bm_afzal May 28, 2017

Spanfelner 

Hey that spanfelners a real cock monger
Spanfelner by Mike Jabaji September 30, 2003

spangelferkel 

a german word that refers to a person who is a master of smiley usage in online chat situations.
Chris is such a spangelferkel now that Alison has shown him all the smilies.

stanbellerin 

autistic fuck who is annoying as hell, super cringey, and has no job other than to clean up her hamster shit
stanbellerin is 12 years old and autistic 😭
stanbellerin by anonymous635 April 6, 2023

spanfeller

A comically large black dildo or vibrator.
The married couple were looking to add some spice to their sex life, so they purchased a spanfeller from an adult novelty store.
spanfeller by shane_bmd November 1, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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