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Simpette 

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.
“Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”
Simpette by RougeBerry April 12, 2020

simpette 

A female version of a simp; A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: Stop being a simpette for Anthony! He clearly does not like you.
simpette by Wackymolly May 19, 2020

Simpette 

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.
Simpette by smarsbar April 10, 2020

Simpette 

Simpette: A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
Simpette by SorrySally April 5, 2020

Spampede 

When someone posts so many times on a message board their name is the only one on the first page.
"AK went on a spampede on the EPC message board this morning"

Simpette 

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you
her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette
Simpette by Simp-ette February 15, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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