spam dagger 

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

spam dagger by Marzipan March 26, 2003

spam dagger 

Meat weapon found in the land of the big purple dribbling heads!!!

do u want to fight with my spam dagger?

spam dagger by Andy December 15, 2003

Spam Dagger 

When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed

"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"

Spam Dagger by Bryoan April 19, 2012

Jobsworth spam dagger 

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

Jobsworth spam dagger by Bryoan April 19, 2012