spallone

Hair looks exactly the same everyday, average height and good at everything.

Look at his Spallone hair!!!

spallone by Kriztchon May 17, 2018

spaalonebabuguuscooties 

A word used by corrupted old men in caves.
There is no set meaning, only a phrase used to replace words.

First seen in Vinesauce's stream.

Person: Hi old man!
Old man: It's dangerous to go spaalonebabuguuscooties

spaalonebabuguuscooties by Shnabbydoodle May 21, 2016

stalloned 

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

stalloned by robot_ January 22, 2006

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

Stallone's Law 

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.

Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."

Stallone's Law by Dr, No. April 17, 2010

Hungry Stallone 

When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.

Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.

Hungry Stallone by Pat, Fuzzy, Tex, Tony February 4, 2009

frank stallone 

A maneuver involving at least two individuals, a glass table, and a freshly pinched loaf. One person lays underneath the table while the other deposits said loaf onto the table top.

Origins: Frank Stallone (Wordly brother of Sly Stallone) apparently pulled this little ditty at the Playboy mansion in a cocaine fueled romp. No word whether he was on top or underneath.

"Dude, i caught a siiiiick frank stallone last night from my lady."

frank stallone by Tim Merrit July 5, 2006