Spallek

A very rare species from the family of the 'Kek‘. His special talents are schnorring from people and that is just really it. You can indentify a 'Spallek‘ by his high queeky tones when he is angry. 'Spallek‘ are mostly seen in on the bench of football fields making his high queeky noises.

Spallek sitting on the bench schnorring.

Spallek by Der Allerechte 31 October 14, 2019

Spalled 

(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.

Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."

Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

Spallen 

A ship that sucks

That’s really spallen

Spallen by Buddy is my dog January 19, 2019

Spaleklek 

A term used when refering to the arthritis in your joints, which may cause the joint to lock in place. Also when a joint cannot withstand carrying heavy objects due to the weakness in the bones.

It may also be used to describe a person who cannot speak english properly, generally those who are of asian background.

"I cannot hold this heavy frying pan for a long time, my wrist is a bit Spaleklek"

"Your english is so Spaleklek!" "Sorry, I'm very wrong mistaken enough."

Spaleklek by M.T.A.S November 19, 2010

Spalletti 

1. One inferior to "Spall"
2. An alternative word to use when angry

1. You Spall. I SPALLETTI.
2. Oh god. I just spalletti put the cat in the spalletti washing machine again didn't I!

Spalletti by Spall March 20, 2008