Spakque 

A fancier term for spak for you to use like the educated cunt you are

1: you’re such a spakque
2: STFU

Spakque by Toginata July 7, 2019

spaqueef 

this word is a loud exclamation used by many northern Minnesotans to express nearly anything, from just letting out steam to ridiculing someone. no one knows the true meaning but when you are called it you know its offensive.

1. SPAQUEEF!!!

2.russ is such a spaqueef

spaqueef by chalupaa February 25, 2010

Spanquerium 

1. The place within the home of a Man that he frequents to masturbate.

2. The location of the home where the Man of the house chooses to masturbate of a regular/frequent basis. (This location typically has, but not limited to a big screen TV, surround sound, and ambient lighting. )

1. I'd invite you over for a movie, but the only good TV is in my Spanquerium.

2. Nice home theater Johnathan, ever watch porn in here? I'll bet you do in this kick ass Spanquerium!

3. My wife left me, turns out she didn't like the amount of time I spent in my Spanquerium, and NOT in her! Go figure!

Spanquerium by Abner DoubleDay February 10, 2020

spazqueen 

A female who exhibitis particularly retarded attributes in often uncalled for and unncessary circumstances

Beth you fucking spazqueen, you are such a fucking retard
- o fo sho!

spazqueen by Ferris January 30, 2005

speakquel 

A "talkie" film dat presents da further adventures of one or more characters originally presented in a silent film sometime earlier.

Sound films have been da norm since da 1930's, so you'd hafta go pretty far back to find cinematic material from which to make a speakquel.

speakquel by QuacksO July 12, 2024