Using your tounge to push poo out through your gaps in your teeth to make pooey strings like a Play Doh Spaghetti Factory. It may be your own poo or someone you do or do not know.
She shit on my lap on the way to a date party so I felt I needed to give her the Spaghetti Factory
Similar to the Fabulous Larry, and a variation on the Cleveland Steamer. You defecate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest. This is topped off by blood from the hemorrhoids on your anus which leaves it looking much like spaghetti with a red sauce on top. Sprinkling Parmesan cheese on top is optional.
I need to eat more fiber, the last fabulous Larry I have your mom ended up becoming a stinky Spaghetti Factory.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*