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spacedock

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?
by nbiz September 20, 2005
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spacedock

The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.
Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.
by IndomitableSnowman March 13, 2010
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Spacedock

To shit in the vagina.
After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.
by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006
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Spacedock

Similar to heterosexual love-making, only substitute a frozen turd dildo (turdildo) for the man and repeat until messy, warm and satisfied.
Your sister: "Who ate my turdildos? The ones in the Fudgesicle box? Fuck! Now what am I going to spacedock with? Shit! Oh, of course..."
by ancientmariner December 13, 2006
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SpaceDock

To wrap ones foreskin around an object. The bigger the object the more skilled the SpaceDocker
My friend could hold SpaceDock an entire TV remote
by Donkey12 May 27, 2015
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Spacebucks

A generic term for any virtual currency required to purchase online content through a videogame console, often designed with intentionally confusing exchange rates from the local currency.

The term originates from the 1980's cult-classic Spaceballs. First public use of this definition was by Crispin Boyer on Episode 83 of gaming vodcast, The 1up Show.
"Yea, Pacman CE is a little pricey at 800 Spacebucks, I could rent Black Snake Moan in HD for half that."
by Marcus M. July 14, 2007
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spacemonkey

as said by Tyler Durden. one willing or set out to sacrafice themself for the greater good.
Like a monkey being shot out to space.. a space monkey.
by fight club February 22, 2003
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