by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006
Similar to heterosexual love-making, only substitute a frozen turd dildo (turdildo) for the man and repeat until messy, warm and satisfied.
Your sister: "Who ate my turdildos? The ones in the Fudgesicle box? Fuck! Now what am I going to spacedock with? Shit! Oh, of course..."
by ancientmariner December 12, 2006
spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks
1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.
2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks
1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.
2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.
2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?
2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?
by nbiz September 20, 2005
The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.
Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.
by IndomitableSnowman March 14, 2010
by TCgo September 21, 2006
Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.
"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."
by Cleveland McDuck March 27, 2009
Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005