Spa Chicken

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A nasty filthy female who works in a spa selling her body for money and/or drugs. She is usually ugly and does not use any form of protection and therefore disease ridden.

Like OMG did you see that spa chicken coming out of the Oriental Spa?

Holy shit that is the fattest spa chicken I have ever seen! She must of been about treehundred and fity pounds.

Spa Chicken by two lips April 19, 2010

Words you can keep

seachickentaco

a vagina.

In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have eaten her seachickentaco. It was good, but I think it gave my mustache the crabs!

Hey! Let's drive down to the Gulf, and kick an oily, beached dolphin! Afterwards, I'll fist you in your seachickentaco!

seachickentaco by Tardosaurus July 8, 2010

Related Words

Spa Chicken • Seachickens • SeaChicken Nugget • seachickentaco • spa • spa'doink • Spa Gook • spa treatment • spa water • spa-cookie

Seachickens

The Seattle Seachickens are mostly known for playing football in the rain and getting beaten by the Chicago Bears. They are horrible at football and only whent to the Superbowl once. And they lost.

Oh man, Did you see the Seachickens game last night?

Yeah dude..The bears totally beat them.

Seachickens by Honours Kid November 25, 2007

seachicken

A professional football team in the nfl located in seattle, Washington. This term is to refer how much this team lacks in the superbowl department. Seachickens refer to how the referees "cheated" them out of the superbowl against the pittsburgh steelers.

"man dude, you were being such a seachicken!" "it was the refs, they cheated us!" *usually seachicken's fans have annoying high pitched voices*

seachicken by crotch Kicker February 8, 2008

SeaChicken Nugget

Created by Oakland Raiders and San Francisco 49ers fans - the SeaChicken Nugget is an homage to the Seattle Seahawks (aka: Sea Chickens). It is comprised of:
- *any* chicken nugget from *any* 12-piece selection - SeaChickens pay to license their '12th man' tag from Texas A&M, so they don't care about originality
- dressed with spicy cocktail sauce, cheese of your choice, and a sliver of green onion (optional)
- topped by sashimi-grade Tuna - the original 'chicken of the sea'

SF 49er fan - Question: "I heard some of those neon-clad Seattle Seahawk fans are coming over and they're bringing chicken nuggets again - so low class - what are we going to do?"
Oakland Raider fan Answer: "Don't trip, I've got 10-yr aged gouda and a fat slab of fresh tuna - we'll make SeaChicken nuggets to teach those AFC West deserters how real champs eat!"

SeaChicken Nugget by Shissla December 29, 2019

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026