Spa Chicken 

A nasty filthy female who works in a spa selling her body for money and/or drugs. She is usually ugly and does not use any form of protection and therefore disease ridden.

Like OMG did you see that spa chicken coming out of the Oriental Spa?

Holy shit that is the fattest spa chicken I have ever seen! She must of been about treehundred and fity pounds.

Spa Chicken by two lips April 19, 2010

seachickentaco

a vagina.

In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have eaten her seachickentaco. It was good, but I think it gave my mustache the crabs!

Hey! Let's drive down to the Gulf, and kick an oily, beached dolphin! Afterwards, I'll fist you in your seachickentaco!

seachickentaco by Tardosaurus July 8, 2010

Seachickens

The Seattle Seachickens are mostly known for playing football in the rain and getting beaten by the Chicago Bears. They are horrible at football and only whent to the Superbowl once. And they lost.

Oh man, Did you see the Seachickens game last night?

Yeah dude..The bears totally beat them.

Seachickens by Honours Kid November 25, 2007

seachicken 

A professional football team in the nfl located in seattle, Washington. This term is to refer how much this team lacks in the superbowl department. Seachickens refer to how the referees "cheated" them out of the superbowl against the pittsburgh steelers.

"man dude, you were being such a seachicken!" "it was the refs, they cheated us!" *usually seachicken's fans have annoying high pitched voices*

seachicken by crotch Kicker February 8, 2008

SeaChicken Nugget 

Created by Oakland Raiders and San Francisco 49ers fans - the SeaChicken Nugget is an homage to the Seattle Seahawks (aka: Sea Chickens). It is comprised of:
- *any* chicken nugget from *any* 12-piece selection - SeaChickens pay to license their '12th man' tag from Texas A&M, so they don't care about originality
- dressed with spicy cocktail sauce, cheese of your choice, and a sliver of green onion (optional)
- topped by sashimi-grade Tuna - the original 'chicken of the sea'

SF 49er fan - Question: "I heard some of those neon-clad Seattle Seahawk fans are coming over and they're bringing chicken nuggets again - so low class - what are we going to do?"
Oakland Raider fan Answer: "Don't trip, I've got 10-yr aged gouda and a fat slab of fresh tuna - we'll make SeaChicken nuggets to teach those AFC West deserters how real champs eat!"

SeaChicken Nugget by Shissla December 29, 2019