8 definitions by two lips
A nasty filthy female who works in a spa selling her body for money and/or drugs. She is usually ugly and does not use any form of protection and therefore disease ridden.
Like OMG did you see that spa chicken coming out of the Oriental Spa?
Holy shit that is the fattest spa chicken I have ever seen! She must of been about treehundred and fity pounds.
Holy shit that is the fattest spa chicken I have ever seen! She must of been about treehundred and fity pounds.
by two lips April 19, 2010
Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.
Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!
Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.
Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.
by two lips April 20, 2010
Anyone who is high on meth and attempting to project (by project i mean clean, organize, alphabetize, disassemble, attempt to reassemble, categorize or just plain destroy in an effort to understand how it works or make it better) on the nearest computer, cell phone, disorganized bedroom or closet, bicycle, car interior or exterior, bathroom, squack box (box filled with random crap said tweeker has picked up during his/her many useless hours spent high) or a garage.
Holy shit Martha did you see how squacked out that guy was? I think that was an old 8 track he had disassembled on his front lawn.
by two lips April 20, 2010
Sarah: Oh my G I hurt so bad.
Jessica: Why's that?
Sarah: Well I let Steve missionary butt fuck me (MBF) and now I am afraid I will have to steal some of my grandma's diapers so I don't shit my pants.
Jessica: Why's that?
Sarah: Well I let Steve missionary butt fuck me (MBF) and now I am afraid I will have to steal some of my grandma's diapers so I don't shit my pants.
by two lips May 18, 2010
Someone who is high on Methamphetamine and out in public twitching, moving excessively, plotting on stealing your car, digging through the Goodwill dumpster, riding a bike, chewing their face off, trying to steal your mail, talking to much while chain smoking and flailing or scratching at their invisible bugs.
Dear bleeding Jesus did you see that spegacker on the bike, i think he was going to chew his tongue off.
by two lips April 19, 2010
Any box that is under tweaker ownership and is filled with a variety of useless shit or stolen goods. These items are usually thought of as most valued possessions by the tweaker and to the rest of the world it is mostly stupid shit. These items may be traded, stolen, sold or projected on at any time.
by two lips April 20, 2010
Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
by two lips April 20, 2010