the
name your dad calls you by that makes you feel
like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ,
chief, etc.)
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old
man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-
American pitcher at U of
Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."