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Southern Kiss 

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.
"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."
Southern Kiss by Chris January 31, 2005

Southern Kiss 

To give your dirty, toothless brother(s) a blow-job, Most southerners require their offspring to do this at an unappropriate age. If all your siblings are boys, good luck with those therapist/Dentist bills.
Girl- " damn I done didn't get morticah a gift fer hes berfday"

Friend- " jus gev em a southern kiss", " its wat i gav diddy last yer."
Southern Kiss by William Penn December 17, 2006

Southern Kiss 

Jeff in Texas gives his wife a Southern Kiss when she doesn't listen.
Southern Kiss by troymcclure December 24, 2012

southern french kiss 

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.
hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026