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Southern Kiss 

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.
"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."
Southern Kiss by Chris January 31, 2005

Southern Kiss 

To give your dirty, toothless brother(s) a blow-job, Most southerners require their offspring to do this at an unappropriate age. If all your siblings are boys, good luck with those therapist/Dentist bills.
Girl- " damn I done didn't get morticah a gift fer hes berfday"

Friend- " jus gev em a southern kiss", " its wat i gav diddy last yer."
Southern Kiss by William Penn December 17, 2006

Southern Kiss 

Another word for a black eye.
Jeff in Texas gives his wife a Southern Kiss when she doesn't listen.
Southern Kiss by troymcclure December 24, 2012

southern french kiss 

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.
hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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