Urban Dictionary: Definitions by troymcclure

Shnap

To take a brief nap while taking a long shit, usually because one is so dehydrated while simultaneously very tired.

Jay took a nice shnap at the Kroeger since he refused to use even the VIP port-o-sans on the last day of Summer Camp

Shnap by TroyMcClure February 7, 2013

Jeff in Texas gives his wife a Southern Kiss when she doesn't listen.

I think Salvo is playing Weapons and Warriors with Seth and Shaun right now, at least that's what his fatus said.

Fatus by TroyMcClure November 4, 2009

Dank Bacon, as found at Whole Foods, or other amazing food emporium.

Jim picked up some Dankcon to put on top of the Burritos. It was the bomb.

Dankcon by TroyMcClure October 16, 2009