South Island 

Largest of New Zealand's three main islands, known colloquially as "The Mainland". It lies between the North Island, a small overcrowded crime-ridden mishapen blob of muddy rock also called the "Pig Island", and Stewart Island, the nuggety wee island of hard-case good types (about the same size and shape as Tenerife) which hangs off the bottom of NZ.

The South Island is approximately 1000km long and 250km wide and has a population of just over 1 million.

The South Island is home to New Zealand's best scenery, skiing, mountains, lakes, rivers, hunting, fishing, 4WD tracks, empty highways, and all the other great things that make the men of a country truly manly.

It also has all New Zealand's best beer (Speight's, Monteiths, and Canterbury Draught), tastiest steak, and most gorgeous women.

Smoking hot millionairess foreign super model: "I see that even for a New Zealander, you're incredibly manly, hunky, and rugged, but also funny, and sensitive in the old-fashioned non-gay way."

Average South Island bloke: "Well yeah, I'm from the South Island."

Foreign etc: (swoons) "Take me to your island paradise and let me have your babies!"

SI guy (checks out her superb rack): "Well, maybe. Can you cook?"

South Island by Flash the Squirrel March 8, 2011

South Island Cherry 

New Zealand slang for anus

My South Island Cherry is a bit ripe after that curry.
Keen to get my South Island cherry popped at PRIDE Week

South Island Cherry by Thurston Harde April 13, 2021

South Island School 

A school with people in it, no drugs (I think), and no innapropriate behaviour (i think)

weee woooo South Island School

South Island School by suppadoge@ October 8, 2020

south island campus 

The KKK.

i love south island campus! -kkk member

south island campus by :ok December 13, 2023

South Padre Island 

Texas' premier party place. The home of boobs, beer, and beach. The ultimate spring break destination for all college alcoholics.

Let's go get laid on South Padre Island!

South Padre Island by whatdidyouexpect October 17, 2008

South Pacific Island 

I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.

This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.

I just found a South Pacific Island in the crapper. It's still steaming.

South Pacific Island by Im Uncle Sticky November 15, 2014

South Padre Island Smoke Alarm 

A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).

When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.

South Padre Island Smoke Alarm by Cthonic March 24, 2010