Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.

EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"

Slurage by Bildog October 12, 2011

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crimson scurages

Really bad diarrhea (Liquid)

Those crimson scurages made her shit through a screen door and she ain't make a mess!

crimson scurages by 2012ToyotaCamry January 26, 2017

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scourage

The scummiest/messiest individual at a particular moment of time.

Toby is the scourage of the earth.

scourage by Frank Renker February 5, 2008

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scourage

to interfere in any way with someone else's tasty beverage.

Please don't scourage my beer.

scourage by 101 North Brewing Company October 11, 2012

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