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Cool sorry bro
This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
Cool sorry bro by KristopherWindsor June 8, 2011
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Sorry for lifting bro
"Sorry for lifting bro" (SFLB) is statement used to respond to your friends that are trying get you to engage in other activities than going to the gym to training.
"Sorry for lifting bro" can also be used as a rebuttal to jealous comment from other gym goers that make negative comments about you physique to make them selves feel better because they cannot put in the hard work required to achieve similar results.
In short, its a kind way to tell those that are trying to distract or discourage you from reaching your fitness goals to, "go f#$& themselves" and no matter what they say or do, they will not be able to keep you from reaching your fitness goals.
"Sorry for lifting bro" can also be used as a rebuttal to jealous comment from other gym goers that make negative comments about you physique to make them selves feel better because they cannot put in the hard work required to achieve similar results.
In short, its a kind way to tell those that are trying to distract or discourage you from reaching your fitness goals to, "go f#$& themselves" and no matter what they say or do, they will not be able to keep you from reaching your fitness goals.
Friends: "you should skip the gym and we should go out and get wasted"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro" Then take a picture of yourself working out while they are partying and send it to them with the caption "sorry for lifting bro"
Guy in the gym: "you're only bigger than me because you have better genetics"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro" Then take a picture of yourself working out while they are partying and send it to them with the caption "sorry for lifting bro"
Guy in the gym: "you're only bigger than me because you have better genetics"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro"
Sorry for lifting bro by Mr Fitness August 23, 2014
Sorry Broke
When a peasant has the audacity to judge and criticize you for your flex you say to them “sorry broke” for taking offense and feeling less because of your flex.
You (posts a picture with money)
Them “ humble yourself ”
You “ sorry broke”
You “ posts an expensive snap (money) (cars) (clothing)
Them “ sorry rich”
You “ sorry broke”
Them “ humble yourself ”
You “ sorry broke”
You “ posts an expensive snap (money) (cars) (clothing)
Them “ sorry rich”
You “ sorry broke”
Sorry Broke by Omarcito January 27, 2019
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