Sopos

self observed piece of shit

That Guy is a Sopos

Sopos by Soposh8r February 10, 2017

sophsexual

you straight but gay for Sophia diamond the Instagram star

I'm straight but I saw a girl on ig called Sophia diamond and at that moment I new I was sophsexual

sophsexual by sophia.dbfh March 25, 2019

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.

Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."

solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

Soosh 

A sick fucking kunt

Soosh is a sick fucking kunt and that’s all that’s needs to be said.

Soosh by waaary February 18, 2021

Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

Soosh Toots by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015

Sorostitute 

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute.

I'm in a sorority but I hate sorostitutes.

Sorostitute by UAlready Kno May 5, 2006

soosool

An adjective describing an individual (usually male) who has been overly protected by his parents and behaves in a wuss-like manner, acting somewhat girly, and overly snobish. A mama's boy.
The behavior displayed by such individual carries a negative social stigma. A soosool is usually a target for teasing and gossip.

1: What's up with him?
2: Ah, leave him alone. He is a soosool.

or

1: You looked like a soosool in the party last night!!

soosool by asdollah mirza March 25, 2007