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Skönneberg 

A sir name that only goes to the coolest motherfuckers on the entire planet. A Skönneberg is an individual that is often times misunderstood to be arrogant or cocky, but ends up proving that they aren't boasting, just speaking fax. They're the best friend you'll ever have. He is really protective of you. You can talk about anything to him and he'll never tell anyone. You can trust him with anything. He's smart, serious, but also funny. He knows all the right things to say to make you forget about your troubles. He encourages you to be a better person. You can never stay mad at him for long.
Random sexy girl: "Does your name happened to be Skönneberg?!?"
Guy named Skönneberg: "Yea. How'd you know?"
Random sexy girl: "You just happend to be sooo cool! And only guys named Skönneberg are that cool"
Skönneberg by Mike Coxlong 69 January 24, 2020

Jared Sunnerberg 

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass
Jared Sunnerberg by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011

Skönneberger

Dayum! Oscar's hot! What a Skönneberger!
Skönneberger by Mike Coxlong 69 January 8, 2021

Sollenberger 

Person #1: She is so dang beautiful!

Person #2: She must be a Sollenberger

Mr.Shoenenberg 

Mr.Shoenenberg is by far the greatest history teacher in the world!
Me. "yeet its Mr.Shoenenberg time to learn."
person." Shut up for god sake!"