Son-zon

When she tells you that she is proud of you like a mother would be proud of her son

Sam was trying to make her jealous by naming out women he went out with.She just son-zoned him

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son-zoned

When a MILF is seemingly interested in a younger man, only to have it turn out that she views him more as a son than a probable lover.

"Dude, I thought I was on the verge of scoring with Mrs. Jenkins but now I'm starting to think I've been son-zoned the whole time.

son-zoned by ICanEven September 3, 2014

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Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.

Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.

Son-Zoned by joeychan12 December 17, 2023

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