Definitions by ICanEven
Ate ass
To have fallen down, preferably in a tragic-yet-hilarious manner.
son-zoned
When a MILF is seemingly interested in a younger man, only to have it turn out that she views him more as a son than a probable lover.
"Dude, I thought I was on the verge of scoring with Mrs. Jenkins but now I'm starting to think I've been son-zoned the whole time.