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someones fucking your bitch 

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco
Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

Someone's Bitch 

Someone that you would do ultimately anything for because you care about them that strongly.
I'd always drive them to work when they needed a ride because they're not just Someone's Bitch, they're my bitch.
Someone's Bitch by UrbanTomato September 13, 2020

Someone's Bitch 

Someone who does everything for you. If you are someones bitch you are their slave or a maid , someone who they need to clean up for them; someone who doesnt mean alot to a significant other. Usually named Jessica
If you are someone's bitch you are pushed around alot.

Someone's Bitch 

Someone's bitch means your do anything for them, they mean nothing to you just a side person they have sex with, they don't even love that person
Someone's bitch who is used, just to talk to it do things with

Someone's bitch 

adjective (derogatory)
1. used to describe the relationship between a master and a servant, or someone willing to do anything for another regardless of morality or difficulty.
'Hey @realdonaldtrump: being Saudi Arabia’s bitch is not “America First.”' - Tulsi Gabbard (after Trump Tweeted "AMERICA FIRST" in response he was siding with MBS regardless of his complicity in Khasshogi killing and the Yemen genocide. DJT is someone's bitch - Saudi Arabia’s.
Someone's bitch by Aloha2020 November 23, 2018

Bitching about someone bitching

When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.
"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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