Somalis

Somalis are an ethnic group that is indigenous to the Horn of Africa. They are a prehistoric mix of ancient North Africans (Afro-Asiatic) & Nilo-Saharans (Proto-Nilotes). They are beautiful/handsome people with dark reddish brown-skin, full lips, straight or aquiline noses, & straight, wavy, curly, or kinky hair. Ethnic Somalis are NOT Arabs they are Cushites who are indigenous East Africans. They are also pastoralists with rich ancient history.

Barkhad Cabdi, Iman Abdulmajid, Farmaajo, Amaal Nuux, & Ilhan Omar are all ethnic Somalis.

by Soomaaliya August 16, 2020

sosalism

form of government created by chief keef to love no thotties.

“Aye Chris that’s against Sosalism policy, you can’t be with her”

by luv no thotties May 7, 2020

Somalian Breakfast

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

by Snerual February 13, 2013

Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

by glork98 November 7, 2012

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016

Somaliapolis

1) Slang term for Minneapolis, MN due to the high number of Somali immigrants.

2) Describes the many cultural activities, restaurants, and the Somali mall in South Minneapolis.

3) The nickname for the Cedar-Riverside area of Minneapolis.

You even buy Halal meat in Somaliapolis.

by revrock March 10, 2011

Somalisota

Stare of Minnesota makes up one of the largest Somali diasporas in the US

A: I’m moving to Somalisota because we don’t have Islamic studies schools.

by Abdi Mahad August 10, 2018