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A mental store of past, current, and fantasy lovers used to become aroused and reach climax whilst masturbating alone. A person’s masturbatory rolodex. (Via Dan SavageSavage Lovecast 250 – 2 August 2011)
No access to porn, use your solodex.
solodex by BRCa August 3, 2011
Words you can keep
A gay mexican who loves little children
Solodex by Fact August 5, 2004

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.
Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."
solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

solosexual 

Someone who masterbates a lot, but has absolutely no desire whatsoever to ever have sex with someone else.
Kelly became a nun because she is a very religious, Catholic, solosexual.

Solosexual 

Noun. One who would rather masterbate versus having sex with another.
I'd rather be solosexual than fuck them broke ass bitches that aint paying for none of my shit.
Solosexual by SPOOKIEONE December 23, 2008
The ability to insert his penis in his asshole.
Guy1- Dude, I nearly had solosex last night!
Guy2- What happened?
Guy1- I got the head in!
Guy2- So close but yet soo far.
Solosex by RobYo October 16, 2008

solosexabation 

A sex act; where 2 partners are not engaged in a sexual activity with themselves but rather distant. Masturbating to eachother with no knowledge that they want to date eachother.
Tom and mary got an std from hardcore solosexabation.... i dont know how the fuck it happened....
solosexabation by nickdizzle September 15, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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