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Dylan’s Soggy Biscuit 

It is when someone consumes their own jiz after masturbating
Person1: Oh my god jake is so gross
Person2: yeah i bet he likes Dylan’s Soggy Biscuits

Soggy Sasha 

When you come in a girls eye and make her cry it out.
I just did a soggy sasha on your girl.
Soggy Sasha by xXpussyysmackerXx January 28, 2015

Soggy Salad 

The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.
My girlfriend worked out, demanded I eat her butthole, and it was sweaty. Soggy salad.
Soggy Salad by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016

soggy soup 

(n.) rank, stinky-ass, wet, blown-out pussy.
Jay-Z: Did you hit last night?
Drake: Nah that bitch had some soggy soup.

Jay-Z: Whatchu mean?
Drake: Her pussy looked like it had been destroyed by the Incredible Hulk and drenched in water.
soggy soup by Beefjerky12 April 19, 2020

Soggy Subway 

A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.
Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.

One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.

soggy shake 

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.
I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.