Soggy croutons
"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
Soggy croutons by anonymous September 11, 2021
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Soggy Crouton
The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!"
I hope my girl gets here soon because I've been basting my balls in this dressing all day and I can't wait to give her the soggy crouton
Soggy Crouton by FittyTucker July 12, 2016
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soggy crouton
The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"
I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.
soggy crouton by FittyTucker July 12, 2016
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