Softshoe
A white collar worker at an otherwise blue collar workplace, or one who is not required to wear safety shoes.
Softshoe by T. Holland Jones October 21, 2026
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dirty softshell
the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.
dirty softshell by biggy rection March 22, 2009
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soft-shoe
Tom: Did you see that soft-shoe on "Hannity and Colmes" last night?
Mike: Yeah! He made that doctor look like the thin-skinned, low-rent faggot he is!
Mike: Yeah! He made that doctor look like the thin-skinned, low-rent faggot he is!
soft-shoe by Rodney McDicklicker April 16, 2007
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soft shoe toby by samrodneypants January 22, 2009
Softshell Crab Sandwich
(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
Softshell Crab Sandwich by Donkey June 16, 2004
softshell turtle
When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
softshell turtle by Tail Razor August 21, 2017
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