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soft landing 

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.
I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.
soft landing by real name October 22, 2014

Soft landing 

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.
John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.
Soft landing by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

Soft landing 

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.
I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
Soft landing by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

Hangzhou Soft Landing 

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026