Soft Landing

The last drink of the night.

Synonym: night cap

Pour me a soft landing before I go to bed.

by Wine lover February 21, 2020

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 16, 2024

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 03, 2023

Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021