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Soft Whitey

An over 20 year old white guy that thinks he's the master of the universe but could get beat down by a fourth grader. Usually seen drinking a latte, wearing yuppie clothes and driving an audi, lexus, etc. Usually seen around trendy hot spots. They usually travel in groups of five or six for protection, albeit with a smug look on their faces. Becomes beligerent when drunk - can't handle a drink - but backs down when physical violence is imminent.
"This whole town is filled with soft whiteys."
Soft Whitey by Black Domino February 28, 2009
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soft white under belly 

Exposing your inner thoughts and hoping you can trust the other party not to eat you alive.
When I told her how much I fancied her, I was really exposing my soft white under belly.

Soft White Underbelly 

The bus terminal at Union Station in Denver, Colorado.
He took the 15 to Soft White Underbelly to pick up some clr and blues.

soft white male 

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.
I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.

softwhite 

I push that softwhite in the streets
softwhite by hustler August 4, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004