Sofflet

Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.

Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.

Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!

by Big Nob December 28, 2008

sifflette

a manoeuvre done with 2 people and a lit joint. one holds the joint in his mouth, BURNING END IN, and seals his lips around it, and blows air through the joint. the other person sucks the smoke out of the unlit end coming out of the 1st person's mouth.

giving a sifflette's a great way to hit on someone when getting high; just make sure you dont burn the inside of yer mouth.

by minghi April 26, 2003

Soffles

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.

"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"

by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

Cream Cheese Souflet

A comeback you use after someone insults you. Usually used against someone that you know really well. Sometimes it could be used as a compliment but it depends how you use it. Cream means I am going to cream you, cheese means a nasty specimen and souflet is just nasty man!

Person 1: I hate you so much!
Person 2: Well, I think you are a cream cheese souflet.
Person 1: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU MOOMMMMY!

by YOOY January 12, 2008