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A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.
Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?

Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.
Soffer by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017

jesse lee soffer 

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos
jesse lee soffer by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021

Don Soffer High School 

Shitty ass school run by old farts
U goin to don soffer high school?
yea that garbage
Don Soffer High School by Messi800 December 9, 2019

Don Soffer High School 

A school where you get your debit card stolen
Did you see a kid got his card stolen at don soffer high school

Jordan Soffer 

A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.
1st Image that shows up on Google Images when search "Jordan Soffer"
Jordan Soffer by JDog1029 May 6, 2013

end my suffering 

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"
end my suffering by Marsquakes August 1, 2016
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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