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Socky stick

When a sock has been so semen starched from repeated use as a jackrag that it can be used as a hockey stick.
You jerked off into that sock so many times it hardened into a socky stick.
Socky stick by BigswinginD May 19, 2018
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stick a sock in it

stick/put a sock in it means: shut up, be quiet
do me a favor and stick a sock in it.
stick a sock in it by shervin January 24, 2014

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed
guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

sicky sick

when sumthin is beyond sick its sicky sick
that bitch fucked her step brother that ain't sick thats sicky sick
sicky sick by kirstinlacey August 12, 2006

Sucky sticky Dumpling 

When your a fat shit and she’s giving you the suck and you ring out sweat from your stomach rolls onto her head and you flop your fat over her creating a vacuum seal so that she can’t pull away and then proceed to shake your fat back and forth.
I gave that bitch from weight watchers the sucky sticky dumpling last night.

Sticky Sock 

A sticky sock is when you take a sock that someone is gonna use and you masturbuate and jizz in the sock, so when the person puts the sock on their toes stick together
i'm doing the sticky sock tonight

Sticky Sock Prison 

Gabby: how was your weekend?

Ethan: pretty good, got put in the sticky sock prison overnight

Gabby: yeah, me too
Sticky Sock Prison by TOG5 April 4, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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