Definitions by BigswinginD

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

semen starched by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

Socky stick

When a sock has been so semen starched from repeated use as a jackrag that it can be used as a hockey stick.

You jerked off into that sock so many times it hardened into a socky stick.

Socky stick by BigswinginD May 19, 2018