Sockworm

When ones butt hole is turned inside out like a sock but with the texture of a worm.

Tyrone pounded that ass so hard he gave Aaron a bad case of sockworm.

by DariusJr March 24, 2016

sockworthy

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.

What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.

by bobistheowl December 5, 2016

SockWomble

A person with obscene drinking habits with a unhealthy obsession with socks

I can just see you drinking cat piss ya SockWomble 😂

by Lady Of Anarchy December 19, 2024