Sock Job

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Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.

Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"

Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.

Sock Job by Mac_G September 11, 2006

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seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

seattle sock job by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

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Pink Sock Blow Job

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.

"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."

Pink Sock Blow Job by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011

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sockjob

The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing socks, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Katie had on the cutest socks last night, and gave me a hellacious sockjob!

sockjob by Pontious November 28, 2004

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sockjob

The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.

Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"

Tayshon - "Then what?"

Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"

Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"

Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"

sockjob by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009

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Sockjob

when someone uses their socked feet to masturbate someone elses penis. similar to a foot job

Jake convinced his girlfriend to give him a sockjob.
He came all over her socks.

Sockjob by sockwiki June 20, 2010

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Seattle SockJob

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.

Seattle SockJob by tennrattler February 27, 2003

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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