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Socialsert

A social media post designed to insert a person into a news event that has nothing to do with said person in an effort to make the news event all about such (e.g., a photo of you at Notre Dame the day Notre Dame catches on fire; a shirtless photo of you with a French flag overlay on the day Paris was attacked by terrorists; a photo of you at a Lakers game on the day Kobe Bryant dies).
Khalid just posted a socialsert to Facebook about Kobe Bryant's death
Socialsert by BHJ17 January 27, 2020
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Socialmetrics 

A value that is a scaleable representative to someone's overall social media footprint. The more social media websites an individual interacts with, the higher value they contian.
He is conscious about his socialmetrics value.

They use socialmetrics to help increae brand awareness.
Socialmetrics by |EStarr| February 26, 2010

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

socialfart 

- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited.
Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
socialfart by Howeird February 18, 2009

socialeating 

people gathering for a dinner in a cozy place, with the main purpose of having a good meal while socializing with each other, making new friends that share common interests and music taste
hey bro, socialeating tonight ?
yeah, going to that dinner at Paul's loft, gonna be fun, lots of interesting people
socialeating by valoskalos July 13, 2012

Socialnetworkly Acceptable 

Following the unwritten rules of social networking; acceptable behavior on a social networking website.
Having long conversations on Twitter is not Socialnetworkly Acceptable.

socialvert 

Anyone, young or old, sho uses their hand held mobile device to hide from others or avoid otherwise meaningful contact with those around them.
My son is a total socialvert. He can’t stay off his phone and pay attention to his brothers baseball game.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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