Social Turd 

A Social Turd is a term which can be used for two main reasons:

1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.

2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.

Use your imagination for the following:
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.

This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!

2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.

3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.

Social Turd by Uncle Geoffrey January 16, 2020

Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.

Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.

Socialtard by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013

socialtard

Focusing on or assuming the worst in people; defaulting to emotionally manipulative and controlling behavior (rather than being relaxed and vulnerable toward others that should be presumed an ally); unintentionally creating rifts where they just want people to come together, but under their leadership and terms.

Socialtard control tactics:
selective inattention, silent treatment, acting helpless, nagging, over-rationalization, minimization, diversion, distancing, seduction, complaining, playing victim, covert intimidation, overt intimidation, guilt-tripping, lying, verbal abuse, stalking and physical abuse, criticizing, vilifying, projecting blame, denial, pretending to do noble acts for everyone (but their victim), withdrawing attention, which goes hand in hand with the tactic of giving good feelings and taking them away.

"My socialtard friends don't have to agree with my feelings and they don't have to feel my feelings. They just need to acknowledge that they are my feelings, and that they matter, as do theirs. We're allies with similar social fears."

socialtard by former socialtard May 30, 2013