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Soccernuts

When your feeling every emotion at once.
Person 1: Yo this girl that I like finally texted me.

Person 2: What'd she say?

Person 1: She said “hey with 3 Y’s” and then she said, “text don’t text me” ???.

Person 2: Dawg that’s crazy! I’d be going Soccernuts if I were you.
Soccernuts by gayartstudent420 March 4, 2020

socceroos 

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.
The Socceroos took Japan to school.
socceroos by starky June 17, 2006

Soccergasm 

When people who are obsessed with soccer make noises while watching the sport or doing something related to soccer make noises like they had an orgasm. It can range from "Oh, oh, oh. AH!" to "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!I GOT RONALDO!!!!

Person 2: Dude, that was a massive soccergasm.
Soccergasm by ClickForYaoi February 23, 2015

socceroos 

The Australian Soccer Team. They are very skillfull and have that 'go hard or go home' attitude. The team is full of extrememly good-looking mean, Lucas Neil, Tim Cahill, Harry Kewel and a few more. They are all equally talented, and very good soccer players.
We are way better than Italians.
Aus. "Those stupid Italians! Let's go kill them for stealing our cup away from us!"
Aus. 2 "Better yet, let's go poison there pizzas"

Socceroos forever
socceroos by gina hamiltom October 28, 2006

socceroos 

australian football team and the real winners of the world cup robbed by italy. best players include bresciano, kewell but injury prone, neill and aloisi
i wanna jump and scream in a stadium
full of australians

-song for the socceroos
socceroos by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

socceroos 

amazing little team from an amazing little country who went from 43rd in the world to the world cup top 16. Team consists of hot men lucas neil, tim cahill and of course darling harry kewell and is captained by our big boofy bogan mark viduka.

italy game was unfortunate but we've only just begun, plus certain aussies do need to move on
Idiot who knows nothing about soccer:
that penalty was a load of shit i cant get over it the socceroos played so hard, we have heart those italians are just diving retards with lots of hair gel... blah blah blah

me:
WE DIDNT GET A GOAL
socceroos by GuusHiddink July 13, 2006