Soccernuts

When your feeling every emotion at once.

Person 1: Yo this girl that I like finally texted me.

Person 2: What'd she say?

Person 1: She said “hey with 3 Y’s” and then she said, “text don’t text me” ???.

Person 2: Dawg that’s crazy! I’d be going Soccernuts if I were you.

Soccernuts by gayartstudent420 March 4, 2020

Soccer4us 

www.soccer4us.net a great football forum with great members

Im going on Soccer4us to talk about football and have a good laugh with other football fans alike.

Soccer4us by Leeds Lad January 28, 2005

soccernate 

to pretend to have sexual intercourse with Salad Fingers

Betty: What did you do last night?
Phylis: I soccernated at your parent's house with your cat.

soccernate by George Sand April 18, 2008

soccersus202 

(btw this is a nickname/username) he is a special guy, he´ll always take care and love you no matter what. hes athletic, and does pretty much every sport. he´ll bring you unexpected gifts just for being you. hes a tall guy usually looks great with shorter girls. he loves to make you happy. he always wants to know you opinion on everything. he can be a funny guy with a great personality, but can be very serious at times. you will always have a ¨thing¨ between the two of you. he will take you out on amazing adventures. he will always want to take you out on all these dates cuz he loves you. he will always ask you serious question wanting a serious answer back. it is likely that yall have the same hobbies and love for things. when it comes to in the bedroom or txting, he will spice things up. sometimes he will want to take control of things in the bedroom so if i was you i would let him cuz he was stuff stored up(iykwim). he will also give you a chance to take over too. he always wants you to feel at home when your either hanging out with each other if if its just simply having s convo. he loves to take pictures and send them to you to let you know that he cares so much about you. he is always interested in you! do you have a soccersus202, or need one??....

soccersus202 - hey, hru
me - im doing good, wbu
soccersus202 - im doing great now that im talking to you. do you have any plans later on today?
me - not rly, wasnt planning to do much of anything
soccersus202- ooh okay, well i would like to know......

soccersus202 by that_1_chic April 27, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019