soccersus202 

(btw this is a nickname/username) he is a special guy, he´ll always take care and love you no matter what. hes athletic, and does pretty much every sport. he´ll bring you unexpected gifts just for being you. hes a tall guy usually looks great with shorter girls. he loves to make you happy. he always wants to know you opinion on everything. he can be a funny guy with a great personality, but can be very serious at times. you will always have a ¨thing¨ between the two of you. he will take you out on amazing adventures. he will always want to take you out on all these dates cuz he loves you. he will always ask you serious question wanting a serious answer back. it is likely that yall have the same hobbies and love for things. when it comes to in the bedroom or txting, he will spice things up. sometimes he will want to take control of things in the bedroom so if i was you i would let him cuz he was stuff stored up(iykwim). he will also give you a chance to take over too. he always wants you to feel at home when your either hanging out with each other if if its just simply having s convo. he loves to take pictures and send them to you to let you know that he cares so much about you. he is always interested in you! do you have a soccersus202, or need one??....

soccersus202 - hey, hru
me - im doing good, wbu
soccersus202 - im doing great now that im talking to you. do you have any plans later on today?
me - not rly, wasnt planning to do much of anything
soccersus202- ooh okay, well i would like to know......

soccersus202 by that_1_chic April 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012