Soberfitz

An alcoholic man who is always drinking. Even while working he can be found drunk on top of a crate or two of whiskey.

Dude, look at that guy! he hasnt left the pub for a day and a half!

Yep, he is definately a Soberfitz

Soberfitz by G8HMF May 11, 2010

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Soberfication

When one abruptly loses their alcohol-induced inebriation due a shock of cold temperature upon going outdoors, causing an immediate sobering effect; similar to drinking three black coffees.

Travis stepped outside after a full afternoon and night of drinking massive quantities of strong beers and dining on delicious Southern BBQ only to experience immediate soberfication.

Soberfication by bluesandbarbq November 7, 2011

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Soberfitz • soberity • Soberfication • Soberfied • Soberitus • Soberization • soberize • soberizing sex • soberlitious • Sobernite

soberizing sex

Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.

Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.

soberizing sex by PJQ June 6, 2014

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soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003