Soberfitz

An alcoholic man who is always drinking. Even while working he can be found drunk on top of a crate or two of whiskey.

Dude, look at that guy! he hasnt left the pub for a day and a half!

Yep, he is definately a Soberfitz

by G8HMF May 11, 2010

Soberfication

When one abruptly loses their alcohol-induced inebriation due a shock of cold temperature upon going outdoors, causing an immediate sobering effect; similar to drinking three black coffees.

Travis stepped outside after a full afternoon and night of drinking massive quantities of strong beers and dining on delicious Southern BBQ only to experience immediate soberfication.

by bluesandbarbq November 7, 2011

soberizing sex

Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.

Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.

by PJQ June 6, 2014

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

soberize

The ablility to fight drunkenness and become more awake and able to function with out help.

After a long night of heavy drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to stay up the rest of the night and party on.

by Kevin E. May 22, 2006

Soberization

Transition into sobriety

My soberization was long and grueling.

by b'clauj February 26, 2009

Soberfied

Abrupt jolt of sobriety.

"dude, seeing that cop just soberfied me."

by Poplar team June 1, 2009