So-so day 

An average day, with nothing special to show for it.

(Origin: Konglish by 예린)

“How have you been?”
“Oh, I think I’ve had a lot of so-so days”

So-so day by a_human, June 7, 2022

Asias So Peng Day 

Were u celebrate asia becuase im more peng than any of u one day youll all be my slaves and worship me more than jesus. love me, choose, want be me GUESS WHAT U CANT U CANT HANDLE MY AMAZINGNESS.

I love asias so peng day i love asia.

Asias So Peng Day by Remmy the ratatouille April 7, 2021

My day be so fine, then boom, Seras

Seras is a well known micro-celebrity on anitwitter, he has a tendency to sent weird things to people and so the phrase for when you get something weird from him "My day be so fine, then boom, Seras" was born

Seras: *sends video of guy fucking a toaster*
Everyone else: My day be so fine, then boom, Seras

My day be so fine, then boom, Seras by LevB3 January 27, 2022

not so official florida day 

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.

Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!

not so official florida day by power surge outlet October 1, 2022

I'm So Over Valentine's Day 

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.

I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

I'm So Over Valentine's Day by NonnaK March 1, 2011

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day 

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021