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Asias So Peng Day 

Were u celebrate asia becuase im more peng than any of u one day youll all be my slaves and worship me more than jesus. love me, choose, want be me GUESS WHAT U CANT U CANT HANDLE MY AMAZINGNESS.
I love asias so peng day i love asia.

My day be so fine, then boom, Seras

Seras is a well known micro-celebrity on anitwitter, he has a tendency to sent weird things to people and so the phrase for when you get something weird from him "My day be so fine, then boom, Seras" was born
Seras: *sends video of guy fucking a toaster*
Everyone else: My day be so fine, then boom, Seras

not so official florida day 

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.
Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!

I'm So Over Valentine's Day 

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.
I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day 

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.