Snurchin 

A combination of a Snail and a Sea urchin.

Most often used to explain a particular snail as a troublemaker.
Within the realm of Snail City.

Stop being a Snurchin. you SNAIL!

Snurchin by Snawler, AKA Snail Lawyer. July 30, 2018

Snarching

The act of pulling another person's buttcheeks apart

It was so hot when she was snarching me.

Snarching by RinjiCaseDee December 3, 2010

Smurching 

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

Smurching by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

Slurching

The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.

His boyfriend is into slurching.

Slurching by ScaMingLee July 19, 2016

snarching

Derogatory term used by vinyl purist DJs who believe that their own chosen artform will never die, to poo poo the whole concept of digital dj'ing. Usually with no prior knowledge of the idea or concept being "snarched"

snarcher-one who snarches
snarchee-one who is snarched

i was snarching some wise boy the other day terrance, he only went and said my snarching was both stupid an unfounded

some cuthbert was snarching my killer technique the otherday sasha, really paul van, thats terrible that is

snarching by digitaldude December 9, 2008

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

Slurching by deth2israel August 26, 2013

snurtching 

An adjective. The abnormal uncomfortable feeling of a painful camel toe.

For example, this camel toe is snurtching

me.

snurtching by Banana0001 December 21, 2018