Snuck a Fuck 

1. to have sex very quickly. (past tense)
(present tense: sneak a feeck)

2. The rules of qualification for having snuck a fuck vary, with the universally accepted maximum ammount of time being seven minutes.

1. Yeah, her parents were pulling into the driveway, so we snuck a fuck.

2. We snuck a fuck in only four minutes!

Snuck a Fuck by G-WOL September 16, 2006

suck a fuck 

A insulting command used in the greatest movie ever made, Donnie Darko.

elizabeth: "Why don't you suck a fuck"
donnie: "Tell me Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?"
elizabeth: "Do you want me to tell you?"

suck a fuck by Donnie Darko is my lover April 26, 2003

Suck a Fuck 

Amazingly awesome quote used by elizabeth(Maggie Gyllenhaal) in response to donnie(jake Gyllenhaal) calling her a fuckass in the movie Donnie Darko.

Donnie: your such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: did you just call me a fuckass? you can go suck a fuck!

Suck a Fuck by Mr. Gibbons March 23, 2008

suck a fuck 

Sucking a fuck is a combination of a blow job and straight up fucking. The chick is on her back, while the dude literally fucks her in the mouth forcefully thrusting his dick in and out of the hole on her face. A bit of flexibility is involved for the guy ...and a whole lot of props for the girl.

Girl, last night I was giving this dude a blow job and he climbed on top, mounted my face like a spider monkey, and humped my face. I now know how to suck a fuck.

suck a fuck by creeky6969 October 30, 2011

suck a fuck 

To establish a partial vacuum with ones mouth around a physical sexual encounter in an attempt to draw nourishment from a couples custard cannon and pantie hamster.

im so hungry i could suck a fuck

suck a fuck by StreetSpirit March 16, 2003

suck a fuck 

How exactly does one suck a fuck?

"Go suck a fuck"
"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"

suck a fuck by Moses x August 14, 2006

suck a fuck 

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

suck a fuck by Spike July 4, 2004