Snowball in hell

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Snowball in Hell is not only a very fine song by They Might be Giants, it is also a phrase, although a very seldomly used one, that basically means no chance. Since the TMBG song was released, it's become more commonly used in work situations. (See example 2)

Damn. I've got as much chance to pass this test as a snowball in hell.

I know this new "Consultant" asshole is gonna get me laid off.... I feel like a snowball in hell.

Snowball in hell by Catboy May 18, 2006

Words you can keep

Snowball in hell

No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale

That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.

Snowball in hell by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

snowball's chance in hell by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

Snowball's Chance In Hell

Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.

Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.

Snowball's Chance In Hell by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.

"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

Snowball's chance in hell by Butch1975. July 31, 2023

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

A snowball's chance in hell by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)

Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

A snowballs chance in hell by MG123 April 29, 2008

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026