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Snow Pants 

n.

A person lacking physical or mental capacity required to achieve, in life, the level of self-confidence that, say, a boiled potato may have acquired.
Hey, Snow Pants. You wanna make another Web page about your worthless emo life, you sickly, white-bellied fucko.
Snow Pants by Unqtious December 22, 2008

snow in your pants 

(Verb) To ejaculate into one's pants.
If you drink Fresca, you'll snow in your pants

Snow Pansies 

Wimpy, adult Canadians who can't handle small - medium snow storms and feel obligated to take an entire day off work.
Dude, I can't believe no one showed up at work today. There's only a few inches of snow on the ground. What a bunch of Snow Pansies.
Snow Pansies by Jimmy Fatt February 22, 2011

snowpants 

Pants that you wear in the snow.
Wear your snowpants!
snowpants by Someone, somewhere December 9, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026