by Dickshunarius March 8, 2010
by Corgi Feet August 28, 2014
by 123 billings December 22, 2009
Person 1: Man that girl is so stupid, but her breasts are huge!
Person 2: Yeah I know, she is such a Snooki!
Person 2: Yeah I know, she is such a Snooki!
by Jay Jay is Okay January 27, 2011
1. A very tan, greasy, STD-ridden "guidette" from Jersey Shore
2.The offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Troll, trying to call herself "Italian" (even though she's really Chilean)
2.The offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Troll, trying to call herself "Italian" (even though she's really Chilean)
by FabulousFeminist September 28, 2010
1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name.
2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.
2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.
by TYg3r28 December 15, 2009
A useless lump of human excrement dyed orange and in possession of a jar of pickles and a Bump-It. It is a parasite found primarily along the coast of New Jersey, although it may travel great distances, spreading a disease known as "guiditis," which transforms normal human beings into orange, obnoxious piles of crap that literally serve no purpose other than to piss people off. It is also a vector for other infectious diseases including, but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, rabies, tularemia, African Sleeping Sickness, marlaria, tetanus, tuberculosis, smallpox, Dengue fever, the common cold, syphillis, parvovirus, and myriad others. It should be avoided at all costs.
by Racecarisracecarinreverse. October 28, 2010