Snooky Share definition Flag A sad loser from the TV show "The Jersey Shore" that is a big slut and tries to get attention from more popular people. She only hits on Guidos and gets drunk from 2:30 am to 12:00 am. Man i wanna get drunk and get laidLets go find SNOOKY Snooky by Stupid Hobos March 7, 2010 Get the Snooky mug.