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snooder

A snooder is when you get head from a girl on her knees and then blow a snot rocket in her hair.
Joe had this broad backstage and busted a total snooder. It was all in her feathered Jersey-bangs. So hot.
by Dave the Jew June 22, 2004
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Snooder

The act of draping ones ball sack across another's nose while they're on their back sleeping or during sex
I gave my girlfriend an awesome snooder while she was asleep
by Supertim996 June 24, 2017
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Snooder Time

Engaging in a simple task of endless pleasure by placing a large amount of a tabacco product, preferrably snuff, in between your gums and lip for an extended period of time in one sitting.
-"Hey what time is it?" "SNOODER TIME"

-"What are you doing?" "Im just chillin man, taking a snooder."
by Jcot86 October 30, 2010
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Toot the Snooder

I like to toot the snooder after a hard days work.
by worldanew September 5, 2013
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Spooder Man

An ordinary spider, who when bitten by a radioactive human gained human-like attributes.
Spooder Man fights villains like Mooseterio and Octor Doctopus.
by ADEstudios February 3, 2020
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Goobie snoobert

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
You're such a goobie snoobert
by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023
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Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.
I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.
by Reg Denke May 31, 2010
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